They thought they’d escaped.
“So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night…”
They thought they were safe.
“Climb ev’ry mountain, ford ev’ry stream…”
They didn’t know the real struggle had only just begun.
“What is this place?”
“This here’s a new-cue-lar testing site. And you’s trespassin’. Hehehehehehe.”
“How did a bunch of mutated rednecks find their way to the mountains of Switzerland?”
“Maria? Maria, where are you?! MAAAAARIIIIIIIIIAAAAAA!”
Coming this Winter.
From the Producer of The Dark Knight and Inception.
And the writers of The Hills Have Eyes.
The Hills Have Eyes and Are Also Alive with the Sound of Music.
“I don’t know if anyone ever told you this before, Maria, but you’re one hell of a problem to have. So we’re gonna figure out once and for all just how to solve ya.”
Wear this shirt: While traipsing through the Alps and singing to yourself.
Don’t wear this shirt: Through the wastelands of Nevada. It’s all mutants and freakish hillbillies and Deathclaws.
This shirt tells the world: “I’m not ENTIRELY opposed to musicals, so long as they make them a little more interesting.”
We call this color: Irradiated Reject Royal Blue
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