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The Hunt

by ISO30

$19.00 + free shipping
Brown
New
Tee
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  • Standard - Estimated delivery May 01 - May 03
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I Ain’t Lion

1st place in Derby #219: Safari, with 1066 votes!

Bet you didn’t know there are bleak director’s cuts of all your favorite 90's animated feature films.

Any true fan of the Disney Renaissance would never watch the original cut of The Lion King. Hardcore D.R. nerds know that the director’s cut is far superior. It’s just so much more real – raw – evocative. It makes the original version seem almost juvenile by comparison.

SPOILER ALERT

You remember the scene where Mufasa dies saving Simba? Of course you do. Well, in the director’s cut there’s none of that Hollywood pre-fab schlock. Instead Mufasa fails, and Simba dies in the stampede.

The rest of the film is an extended, surrealist mourning scene. The circle of life is broken. The new generation is dead, and there’s nobody to continue the dynasty. The older characters slowly age and die under a fog of loss.

Sounds great, right? It’s almost as good as the Beauty and the Beast cut where Belle remains disgusted at the hideous Beast and quickly escapes.

Wear this shirt: To pledge your allegiance to Scar, the true king.

Don’t wear this shirt: As a costume in the hit Broadway adaption. It’s good, but not that good.

This shirt tells the world: “It means nothing but worries / For the rest of your days.”

We call this color: Brown is the new brown on the Serengeti.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 52.000s
First Sucker:
xyon
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 23% one year old
  • 68% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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