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1st place in Derby #514: Terrible Advice with 170 votes!

“Tiddles, do you really think this is a good idea?”

“Listen, Dr. Muckinfuzz, I am fulfilling a lifelong dream. I don’t care what the risk is.”

“But -“

“Mucky, remember all those long kittenhood hours we spent leaping from the top bookshelf? Remember the thrill - the unfettered exhilaration - as the wind ruffled our cottony kitten fur? How it felt to defy gravity, even if only for an instant? Don’t you long for that sensation?”

“It is a wonderful feeling, Tiddles. However -“

“. . .our lives are spent inches from the filthy ground. I want the billowing freedom of a breeze. I want to soar.”

“But you’re really drunk right now, Tiddles.”

“This is all I’ve ever wanted, Dr. Muckinfuzz. Now, take the lighter and set alight this fuse that will - SSSSSSH. Wait. That sound. Was that a can opening?”

“I smell salmon loaf.”

“Let’s put in a pin in glory.”

“The weather’s crap today anyway.”

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