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The Key

by patrickspens

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 29 - Jul 31
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 27
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Directions

2nd place in Derby #181: Mazes and Labyrinths, with 656 votes!

There are no signposts, no guides. “Right” or “left” have no meaning here. You will find your way by choosing “understanding” or “anger”, “kindness” or “cruelty”, “selfishness” or “compassion”.

In the beginning, you may find the maze easy to navigate. Do not take this for granted. It gets more difficult to stay on the correct path the further in you go.

Be mindful of your choices. Some you can take back, others you can not. It is not always easy to find your way back on the right path. Sometimes, it is impossible.

Learn to accept a dead end for what it is. Some mazes aren’t meant to be solved. Do not lose heart. You will be better prepared for the next one.

And just when you think you’ve found your way, you’ll find there’s much more maze ahead. Be brave. If you are wise and stay true to the path, you will not have to travel it alone for long.

Wear this shirt: while waiting for your significant other at the end of a Valentine’s Day scavenger hunt.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you find you and your significant other going in different directions.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m the Locksmith of Love, at your service.”

We call this color: Love In The Key Of Asphalt

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 46.000s
First Sucker:
Exalted
Last Wooter to Woot:
GerdaGin40

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 28% one year old
  • 66% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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The Key by patrickspens
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$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.