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The Key

by patrickspens

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Nov 30 - Dec 2
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 26 - Nov 29
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Dec 5 - Dec 7
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Directions

2nd place in Derby #181: Mazes and Labyrinths, with 656 votes!

There are no signposts, no guides. “Right” or “left” have no meaning here. You will find your way by choosing “understanding” or “anger”, “kindness” or “cruelty”, “selfishness” or “compassion”.

In the beginning, you may find the maze easy to navigate. Do not take this for granted. It gets more difficult to stay on the correct path the further in you go.

Be mindful of your choices. Some you can take back, others you can not. It is not always easy to find your way back on the right path. Sometimes, it is impossible.

Learn to accept a dead end for what it is. Some mazes aren’t meant to be solved. Do not lose heart. You will be better prepared for the next one.

And just when you think you’ve found your way, you’ll find there’s much more maze ahead. Be brave. If you are wise and stay true to the path, you will not have to travel it alone for long.

Wear this shirt: while waiting for your significant other at the end of a Valentine’s Day scavenger hunt.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you find you and your significant other going in different directions.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m the Locksmith of Love, at your service.”

We call this color: Love In The Key Of Asphalt

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Zip Hoodies

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 46.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 27% one year old
  • 66% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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The Key by patrickspens
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.