The Last Day

by cmdixon2

$19.00 + free shipping
Cranberry
New
Tee
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  • Standard - Estimated delivery Feb 22 - Feb 24
  • Express - Estimated delivery Feb 22
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This Is The Most Depressing Shirt We’ve Ever Sold

1st place in Derby #99: The Sun, with 1185 votes!

How did you guys vote for this? Did you just misunderstand? Did you think it was the last moments of a dramatic battle between a giant space orange and an heroic man and his dog? Because if that’s what a thousand of you thought, we can understand why you voted for this.

But that’s not a space orange. That’s the Sun, breaking apart. We’re not sure how plasma breaks like that but it apparently does. And that means the end of everything. The cute squirrels, the happy birds, the darling little kittens, the whiny fanatics who hate squirrels, birds and kitties, everything. It’s all gone, all of it, right after the moment captured on this shirt.

What’s wrong with you people? Too much playing video games, if you ask us. Your mother was right.

Wear this shirt: while your band is performing Sunny. It’ll be a nice contrast. Music is all about contrast.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you really did vote for the giant space orange. You were probably looking forward to today and we ruined it for you by explaining it. We’re sorry.

This shirt tells the world: “Welp…”

We call this color: In About An Hour From Now No One Will Be Left To Cranberry The Dead

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 2.000s
First Sucker:
Lesurgo
Last Wooter to Woot:
Booj

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 97% second woot
  • 3% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 40% one year old
  • 46% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Top Comments

What are Top Comments?

Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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The Last Day by cmdixon2
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.