Back to
Free Express shipping for Prime members. Learn more

Free shipping for Prime members on Woot!

Woot! customers who are Amazon Prime members can enjoy special shipping benefits on Woot!, including:

Amazon Prime membership required. See individual offer pages for shipping details and restrictions. Not valid for international shipping addresses.

The Last Pillow Warriors

by David Fleck

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer

Everybody was pillow fighting!

Come in, oh great one, and tell me what you have seen of the enemy in your dreams.

“Oh, it is not good! Not good at all! They will be here before the week’s end!”

Tell me your visions! Tell me so that I can prepare my men!

“I fear there is no preparation great enough for what approaches. In my dreams, I see feathers! Thousands of feathers with malicious intent!”

They have trained falcons to attack us? Well, then we shall train archers to shoot down the falcons! We shall fill the sky with arrows!

“No, no. Not birds. The feathers, they no longer rest upon wings.”

Feathers off of birds? But how can this be a weapon?

“When hundreds of them are gathered and confined into a cloth sack, that is how!”

Wait, a sack of feathers? You mean like pillows?

“Yes! Very much like pillows, except these bring pain instead of comfort, unrest instead of rest!”

But they’re just pillows?

“Yes, but mind you these are not filled with down or made of memory foam! They are filled with feathers!”

Yeah, I got that part…

“I see, in my dream, the sharp-ish end parts poking through the cloth! When heaved at a face, that could incur somewhat serious injuries!”

Like what?

“Well, I will tell you! You see, I woke, this very morning, from a nightmare about a scratched cornea!”

Okay cool, oh great one, sounds terrifying, but can we wrap this up now? I gotta go tell the troops that they can take some time off.

Wear this shirt: to bed… err.. I mean, to “your plush weapons display case!”

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re too much of a softy to fight LIKE A MAN!

This shirt tells the world: “Don’t mess with me or I’ll lay your head to rest, understan’?”

We call this color: cream, as in what I’m going to do to you if you dare step in the ring with me!

Back to top


Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 33.000s
First Sucker:
Last Wooter to Woot:

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 57% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

Percentage of Sales Per Day

Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun

Woots by State

zero wooters wootinglots of wooters wooting

Best sellers in Shirt

Deals our customers love best.
  1. Alcohol is a Solution Remix
  2. Like Magic, But Real Remix
  3. Not Fast, Not Furious Remix
  4. Freedom Rising
The Last Pillow Warriors by David Fleck
$19.00 Sold Out Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
Woot! Shirt.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.