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The Lurker

by Willy Piva

$19.00 + free shipping
Olive
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Nov 26 - Nov 28
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 24
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Registered: 2004 Posts: 3

Nature provides for itself. What would the hippo be without that little bird that cleans his teeth? Or the clownfish, without the anemones that keep her safe? Or the web, without the silent majority who really just enjoy watching everyone else?

Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise: you are performing an important service. You are the reason those camgirls feel validated. You are the reason that the tree made a sound in the woods. Are you aware how much of the universe is thought to be non-contributing dark matter?

This shirt was designed by: Willy Piva, part of the Black Rock Collective. Knowing is half the battle.

Wear this shirt: when you go to a party and stand in a corner with a drink, maybe nodding along to the music and occasionally smiling at someone who makes eye contact but passes without talking.

Don’t wear this shirt: when hunting, unless it is covered by a regulation safety vest. Otherwise you could wind up as the ultimate lurker.

This shirt tells the world: ”                                               ”

We call this color: I Know Olive Those People From The Internet, But They Probably Wouldn’t Know Me

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 7.000s
First Sucker:
HowardTheDuck
Last Wooter to Woot:
goatsnake1

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 8% one month old
  • 44% one year old
  • 37% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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The Lurker by Willy Piva
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.