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The Midnight Flasher

by Jeremy Hitchcock, a.k.a. dekonstruct

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
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Do Not Attempt

Shocked? I’ll say it was shocked. That old camera flipped out when it saw me. Did you know it was still using film? Talk about lame.

But that’s what old people are like. As for me, I’m part of the digital generation. I can do things they never dreamed of. And I don’t need some “photo lab” go-between. That means I can be more daring than those old cameras ever dreamed about. You think they make a coat like this in 110 film size?

Those old cameras talk about puppy dogs and family portraits. Hey, that’s not what a digital is for. I’m part of the Facebook Generation, yo, I’m gonna show it off to everyone! Who cares if my shadow looks like ET holding a birdcage?

Those old cameras just have to deal with it. It’s not the Seventies any more, Wodak! Feast your eyes on this glass!

This shirt was designed by: Jeremy Hitchcock, a.k.a. dekonstruct, the designer of Angry Day and Civic Duty Dance. He also has a comic and a collection of failed designs. And if you don’t follow every one of those links, you won’t get dessert.

Wear this shirt: in your back left pocket to show that you are into showing off. But don’t put it in your back right pocket. That means something totally different. We’re not sure what. But we’re not gonna test it out.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re actually planning on flashing people. Don’t you know how it works? Really, do the research. If you want to be successful you’re going to have to put a little effort into it.

This shirt tells the world: “Why don’t you take a picture, it’ll last longer.”

We call this color: Bare Asphalt

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 38% one year old
  • 42% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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The Midnight Flasher by Jeremy Hitchcock, a.k.a. dekonstruct
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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