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The Midnight Flasher

by Jeremy Hitchcock, a.k.a. dekonstruct

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 25 - Jun 27
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jun 23
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Do Not Attempt

Shocked? I’ll say it was shocked. That old camera flipped out when it saw me. Did you know it was still using film? Talk about lame.

But that’s what old people are like. As for me, I’m part of the digital generation. I can do things they never dreamed of. And I don’t need some “photo lab” go-between. That means I can be more daring than those old cameras ever dreamed about. You think they make a coat like this in 110 film size?

Those old cameras talk about puppy dogs and family portraits. Hey, that’s not what a digital is for. I’m part of the Facebook Generation, yo, I’m gonna show it off to everyone! Who cares if my shadow looks like ET holding a birdcage?

Those old cameras just have to deal with it. It’s not the Seventies any more, Wodak! Feast your eyes on this glass!

This shirt was designed by: Jeremy Hitchcock, a.k.a. dekonstruct, the designer of Angry Day and Civic Duty Dance. He also has a comic and a collection of failed designs. And if you don’t follow every one of those links, you won’t get dessert.

Wear this shirt: in your back left pocket to show that you are into showing off. But don’t put it in your back right pocket. That means something totally different. We’re not sure what. But we’re not gonna test it out.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re actually planning on flashing people. Don’t you know how it works? Really, do the research. If you want to be successful you’re going to have to put a little effort into it.

This shirt tells the world: “Why don’t you take a picture, it’ll last longer.”

We call this color: Bare Asphalt

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 38% one year old
  • 42% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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The Midnight Flasher by Jeremy Hitchcock, a.k.a. dekonstruct
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.