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The Must-See Comedy Shirt of the Summer

by Shirt.Woot

$19.00 + free shipping
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Tee
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  • Standard - Estimated delivery Apr 24 - Apr 26
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Cease & (Annoyed Grunt)-sist

Need something to wear to the big premiere this weekend? Sorry, we're not offering any movie-related t-shirts here. But we will sell you this fetching little frock, featuring a humorously negative commentary on its own unimaginative design and dubious legality. Whether you're insulting your customers at the comic store, bulldozing a burlesque house, or speeding to your doom aboard a runaway monorail, you can finally stop wearing the same outfit every Sunday night.

This shirt was designed by: one of our flesh bags in Sector 7-G.

Wear this shirt to: see that new movie. You know, the one where Catherine Zeta-Jones plays a Manhattan power chef who adopts her adorable niece (Abigail Breslin) after a family tragedy. Can an eccentric, playful sous-chef (Aaron Eckhart) salvage this recipe for disaster? Find out this Friday!

Don't wear this shirt to: your meeting with those 20th Century Fox executives.

This shirt tells the world: "I have my own idiosyncratic, individual way of participating in mass-media hype. Take that, The Man!"

We call this color: Hair of Blue.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 4% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 44% one year old
  • 45% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 3% bought 3 or more

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