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The Mustache and His Loyal Sidekick

by chumpmagic

$19.00 + free shipping
Cream
Tee
Limit 15 per customer

“Oye! El Peludo! Hemos adquirido un caso de pomade!”

Would you say I have a “plethora” of pomade?

“Well, no. I mean, it IS a lot of pomade, but it’s only one case.”

So I have no plethora?

“No, Señor. I would be comfortable in saying you have an ABUNDANCE of pomade. But a plethora? No, Señor.”

This…displeases El Peludo.

“I am very sorry, Señor! Shall we continue searching, or head to the next town?”

No. You have failed me, Tito.

“I assure you, El Peludo, I only mean to serve you! I will find your pomade!”

No, Tito. You will not. Step into the dusty road.

“No! Por favor, El Peludo! I implore you!”

Come now, Tito. Una muerte hirsuta es morir con valor.

“Lo siento, El Peludo.”

I know, friend.

BLAM!

Wear this shirt: While wandering the dusty deserts of the Southwest, either in search of justice or running from your demons.

Don’t wear this shirt: While grinding through a new character on Fallout: New Vegas because your old game crashed right as you were about to kill Caesar. Seriously.

This shirt tells the world: “If I wasn’t such a wimp I’d get one of those stupid mustache tattoos on my inner lip.”

We call this color: The Creme, the Bad, and the Ugly

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 9.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 64% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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The Mustache and His Loyal Sidekick by chumpmagic
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