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The Narwhal

by Letter-Q

$19.00 + free shipping
White
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 28 - Jun 30
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jun 28
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

We Apologize for What You're About to Read

A nice narwhal shirt calls for some terrible narwhal jokes!

Q: How do two civilized narwhals settle their differences?
A: By having a pointed discussion.

Q: Why did the Narwhal choose to vacation in Italy?
A: Because he thought he'd fit right in in TUSCany.

Q: What did the easy-going narwhal with a southern accent say when he learned he was a mammal?
A: "Whale, that's okay."

Q: Why is it so hard to tell an old narwhal from a young narwhal?
A: Because they all look so long in the tooth.

Q: What did the sea captain say to the narwhal who punctured the hull of his ship?
A: "Whal nar ya gone and done it!"

Wear this shirt: to meet NBA Legend Bill Narwhalton.

Don't wear this shirt: through the wardrobe into Narwhalnia.

This shirt tells the world: "I'm not tired of narwhals at all. In fact, you could say, I haven't hit the nar-wall!"

We call this color: I've got the narwhal white where I want it!

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 54.883s
First Sucker:
sadeth
Last Wooter to Woot:
valclove

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 15% one year old
  • 72% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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