2nd Place in Derby #518: The '90s with 174 votes!

A is for Android, he can not contract

B is for Bartender, also "Sister Act"

C is for Cube, the most simple effect

D is for Doctor, your heart she will wreck

E's for Engineer, he also likes reading

F is for Four Lights, which we were nearly seeing

G's for Gul Madrid, who also played Gorkon

H is for Holodeck, you can get your explore on

I's for "Inner Light" and it was all a dream

J's for Jean-Luc, seven seasons of keen

K is for Kitty! Nine lives but in space

L's for Locutus, with that stuff on his face

M's a Merry Man, although this one's not

N's Number One, aliens found him hot

O is for Oo-mox, rated R or above

P is for Prune Juice, which Klingons tend to love

Q is for Q, bet you guessed that already

R is for Risa, where Picard met his steady

S is for Standing, known as "Transporter Station"

T is for Tea, made Earl Grey nerd libations

U's for United, though that might not seem right

V is for Vulcan, their emotions held tight

W is for Weapon, of which you now see just one

X is for Xerox, you're stretchin' it here, son

Y is for Youth (but he's cool IRL)

And Z is for Zoom: All good things, fare ye well!

(This old-fashioned alphabet must now go away

To make room for an alphabet built on two J's

But at least there's a Pegg on which we hang our dreams

And then there's the old Blu-Ray if we miss the old scenes)

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