2nd Place in Derby #518: The '90s with 174 votes!
A is for Android, he can not contract
B is for Bartender, also "Sister Act"
C is for Cube, the most simple effect
D is for Doctor, your heart she will wreck
E's for Engineer, he also likes reading
F is for Four Lights, which we were nearly seeing
G's for Gul Madrid, who also played Gorkon
H is for Holodeck, you can get your explore on
I's for "Inner Light" and it was all a dream
J's for Jean-Luc, seven seasons of keen
K is for Kitty! Nine lives but in space
L's for Locutus, with that stuff on his face
M's a Merry Man, although this one's not
N's Number One, aliens found him hot
O is for Oo-mox, rated R or above
P is for Prune Juice, which Klingons tend to love
Q is for Q, bet you guessed that already
R is for Risa, where Picard met his steady
S is for Standing, known as "Transporter Station"
T is for Tea, made Earl Grey nerd libations
U's for United, though that might not seem right
V is for Vulcan, their emotions held tight
W is for Weapon, of which you now see just one
X is for Xerox, you're stretchin' it here, son
Y is for Youth (but he's cool IRL)
And Z is for Zoom: All good things, fare ye well!
(This old-fashioned alphabet must now go away
To make room for an alphabet built on two J's
But at least there's a Pegg on which we hang our dreams
And then there's the old Blu-Ray if we miss the old scenes)
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