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The Night Shift

by rglee129

$19.00 + free shipping
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A Long Shift Change Into Night

3rd place in Derby #68: Double-Take Derby 3, with 908 votes!

Let me ask you something, Sol: how many hours do you work a day? 10, 12, 14? And you don’t get paid anything for it, huh? Well, how about this: if you go nova, or dwarf, who’s going to pay your medical bills? Will anyone be there to make sure Luna and your planets are taken care of, if you’re not around to warm them and keep them in your orbit?

I thought not. That’s why I’m here to talk to you today about the Universal Brotherhood of Celestial Bodies. The UBCB has fought your fight before, friend, taking on the cosmic bosses to get stars like you a better deal. An honest day’s shine for an honest day’s pay, that’s what we say. So how about it, Sol? Can the union count on your Sol-idarity?

This shirt was designed by: Derby contestant rglee129, whose username sort of sounds like “ugly 129”, but who probably looks just fine.

Wear this shirt: when you’re at your second job. Get it? Because you’ll be moonlighting! Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha! Ha. Heh. Sorry.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re just going to ask nitpicky questions like “What time zone is that clock set to?” or “Wouldn’t that hat be instantly incinerated?”

This shirt tells the world: “No, that’s not Mac Tonight, but I think they might be related.”

We call this color: Navy Moon, You Left Me Working Alone.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 5.000s
First Sucker:
ruby2uesday
Last Wooter to Woot:
gjsoland

Purchaser Experience

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  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 43% one year old
  • 39% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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The Night Shift by rglee129
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