3rd place in Derby #68: Double-Take Derby 3, with 908 votes!

Let me ask you something, Sol: how many hours do you work a day? 10, 12, 14? And you don’t get paid anything for it, huh? Well, how about this: if you go nova, or dwarf, who’s going to pay your medical bills? Will anyone be there to make sure Luna and your planets are taken care of, if you’re not around to warm them and keep them in your orbit?

I thought not. That’s why I’m here to talk to you today about the Universal Brotherhood of Celestial Bodies. The UBCB has fought your fight before, friend, taking on the cosmic bosses to get stars like you a better deal. An honest day’s shine for an honest day’s pay, that’s what we say. So how about it, Sol? Can the union count on your Sol-idarity?

This shirt was designed by: Derby contestant rglee129, whose username sort of sounds like “ugly 129”, but who probably looks just fine.

Wear this shirt: when you’re at your second job. Get it? Because you’ll be moonlighting! Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha! Ha. Heh. Sorry.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re just going to ask nitpicky questions like “What time zone is that clock set to?” or “Wouldn’t that hat be instantly incinerated?”

This shirt tells the world: “No, that’s not Mac Tonight, but I think they might be related.”

We call this color: Navy Moon, You Left Me Working Alone.

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