Editor’s choice from Derby #68: Double-Take Derby 3!

They were the ninjas who couldn’t kick straight. But when the kingdom was threatened by the evil tentacles of Slimebeard the Pirapus, they grabbed their weapons and dove fur-first into danger! There’s Shuri, the intense leader of the trio, who even uses his throwing stars to clip coupons! Chops, the big-boned hero who’s always ready for a battle – with a bowl of noodles! And Aieee, the hapless disaster magnet who somehow always manages to stumble his way to glory! Together they’re the Ninja Pandas – in theaters this Christmas…if you can bear it!

This shirt was designed by: Derby contestant lucky1988, who has clearly learned the ancient secret of walking the tightrope of copyright infringement.

Wear this shirt: to tell the world that pandas refuse to be confined to just one of the martial arts.

Don’t wear this shirt: and blame us for combining pandas and martial arts into some sort of racial caricature of East Asians, because we didn’t do it first.

This shirt tells the world: “Kung-fu and ninjas are, like, totally different, duh.”

We call this color: Ninja Pandas II: Honey, I Blued Up The Pandas.

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