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The One Shirt

by patrickspens

$19.00 + free shipping
New
Brown
Tee
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Anything Can Be A Trilogy

1st place in Derby #271: Shirt as Costume Redux, with 747 votes!

Once you get this shirt costume, it's a shame to let it go to waste on just a couple of hours at a Halloween party. What you want to do is MILK the idea for as much as it's POSSIBLY worth, until only a husk of any original enjoyment you might have derived from it is left. Why not stretch this shirt to cover two people? Or three?

Go a few sizes big on this shirt and invite a friend to share your costume. Heck, invite another friend in and make it a trilogy! Don't let anybody tell you that there's barely enough material here for one costume, nevermind three. It worked for that Harry Potter shirt costume you did last year. It will definitely work for this!

The other trick is to make sure you stay at each Halloween party you visit for at least three hours. You might start to feel like you should start wrapping things up about an hour and a half in, but NO: Keep going. Use an overwrought, faux-British accent when communicating with other partygoers, and make sure the pacing remains stilted.

No matter what you do, it will turn out much better than that travesty of a King Kong costume you did a couple years back.

Wear this shirt: and take it back to where it was forged so you can DESTROY it (Honduras).

Don't wear this shirt: around anyone who got stuck with those crappy seven rings given to dwarf-lords in their hall of stone.

This shirt tells the world: "I don't end up coming across as very strong-willed in the third act."

We call this color: Radagast The Brown.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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  • 94% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 16% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 17% one year old
  • 65% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

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