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The Original B-Boy

by Alex Solis

$19.00 + free shipping
Silver
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 28 - Jun 30
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jun 28
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Ah, finally, our focus group pays off!

We’ve come up with the perfect storm of marketing demographics.

Gentlemen, the data have come back. Kids today love musical productions, and the suburbs love “urban” themes that don’t focus on anything too gritty or realistic or threatening. We need an excuse for our young, lithe, female lead to be scantily-clad, jiggling, and glistening if at all possible, so we’re going with a dance picture. Think Step Up 2 the Streets, but safer. See if we can get Hannah Montana on board. What? Damn! Okay, who hasn’t scandalized themselves lately? Is Dakota Fanning pubescent yet? Perfect.

Second, we’re getting a lot of data saying people are clamoring for another Nintendo advertising vehicle. Turns out people were left wanting a lot more after that Bob Hoskins performance. I’m telling you, Valenti, the focus groups don’t lie! Now obviously Hoskins isn’t quite the draw he used to be in the 16-28 female demographic, so we need a newer, hipper star for the Mario part. I think Robert Pattinson’s got this in the bag.

Now the villain’s got to be someone with the charisma of Dennis Hopper and the dance skills of Katherine Dunham. Also, we need some, uh, diversity. Let’s look at Tristan Wilds. Okay, guys, this is officially a green light and I want everybody’s full attention on it. Based on the marketing data we can conservatively project a $3 billion opening weekend! Now let’s-

Valenti, for the last time, I KNOW IT’S GOOD BECAUSE WHEN YOU PUT TWO THINGS PEOPLE LIKE TOGETHER IT HAS TO BE DOUBLY-LIKED!

Wear this shirt: To your dance battle at the gaming convention.

Don’t wear this shirt: To level 1-2. Seriously. There’s a warp zone! You can even cheat and skip to the Minus World.

This shirt tells the world: “We’ve got absolutely no common ground whatsoever.”

We call this color: Hip Hop Heather Gray

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 5.000s
First Sucker:
darktoad99
Last Wooter to Woot:
pootiegranny

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 17% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 26% one year old
  • 52% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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