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The Owl Is Watching You

by eruditebaboon

$19.00 + free shipping
Royal Blue
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 19 - Oct 21
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 18
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Still, It’s No Narwhal

Now if you feel that you’re all alone

And you notice all the birds have flown
Well then, baby, you should be a’knowing
That they had a reason to be going
Because a predator’s been around
Darlin’
Peep ouuuuuut
Peep ouuuuuut, peep out and see

Owl, he’s there
And he’s got one eye on youuuu
Owl, he’s there
And he’s seeing every thing you dooo

And when you’re lying there in the bath
Or when you’re outside pumping your gas
When you’re buying pumpkins in the market
Or you’re visiting La Brea Tar Pits
Or you’re out buying an ice cream cone
Darlin’
Peep ouuuuuuut
Peep ouuuuuuut, and then you’ll see

Owl, he’s there
And he’s got one eye on youuuu
Owl, he’s there
And he’s seeing every thing you dooo

Owl, he’s there, he’s always watching you
Owl, he’s there, it’s getting kinda creepy too

He keeps notes on when you go to bed
He swears he’ll see your lover dead
The cops his hideout haven’t found
Because he never lands on the ground
He stays in high branches of course
Where restraining orders aren’t enforced
Darling
Move ouuuuuuuuut
Move ouuuuuuuuut, just flee

Owl, he’s there
He’s taking candid shots of youuuu
Owl, he’s there
He swears he’s gonna marry youuuu
Owl, he’s there
He’s swearing that his love is truuuue
Owl, he’s there
And he’s seeing every thing you dooo

Wear this shirt: as a warning. Wear a button-up. Keep your back to the owl and he won’t be able to see it. Open it slowly so the other person can see. Nod imperceptibly and then button up again.

Don’t wear this shirt: to Hooters. They’ve got cameras everywhere.

This shirt tells the world: “Who, me?”

We call this color: Roy-owl Blue

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 27.000s
First Sucker:
wcmartin
Last Wooter to Woot:
steve0077

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 30% one year old
  • 57% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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The Owl Is Watching You by eruditebaboon
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