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The Princess and the Menagerie

by dooomcat

$19.00 + free shipping
Grass
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Tee
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  • Standard - Estimated delivery May 27 - May 30
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Just because a video exists on the internet does not mean you have to watch it.

1st place in Derby #197: Royalty, with 933 votes!

Dude, check it out.

“What the hell is this? ‘One Princess, 15 Animals?’ No. I don’t want to watch this.”

Come on! It’s TERRIBLE. I want to videotape your reaction to it and post it on YouTube.

“Why would that possibly sweeten the deal for me?”

Because it’s disgusting!

“Look, I’m not trying to judge what you do in the privacy of your own home, but at what point does this become less about taking care of business or whatever and more about a disgusting, gluttonous free-fall into depravity from which there is no recovering your humanity?”

Dude, don’t be lame. Just watch it.

“Lame? Why is it lame to not want to watch human beings debase themselves for the sexual gratification of strangers and a couple hundred bucks? Why is it lame to think we should focus more on the socio-economic conditions that force people into this line of work rather than gleefully judging their participation in it? This woman, this ‘princess,’ has a mom and a dad. Maybe brothers and sisters. Maybe even kids. Did you ever think about that? She could be someone’s MOM.”

Yeah, probably YOUR mom.

“Shut up. Do you even see my point here? I feel like I’m talking to the wall or something. This is beyond mere titillation. This isn’t healthy. This is hurting your soul by watching it almost as much as doing it hurt her soul.”

Fine, okay! Jeez, sorry to offend your sensibilities, boy scout.

“I’m just saying there’s a line and this crosses it.”

Okay, how ‘bout “1 Princess, 1 More Princess?”

That I would watch.”

Wear this shirt: while traipsing through the meadow singing to all your woodland friends.

Don’t wear this shirt: around boys in high school. They’re just going to make lewd jokes.

This shirt tells the world: “Oh sure a PRINCE goes searching for his one and only and he’s a STUD, but a PRINCESS does it and suddenly everyone gets all judgmental. It’s a double standard!”

We call this color: Keep it Grassy

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 26% one year old
  • 64% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

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  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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