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The Royal Shame

by walmazan

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 24 - Oct 26
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Trust Fund Riot

3rd place in Derby #197: Royalty, with 654 votes!

“Jack! Jack, come here right now!”

“Whatever, Dad. And I go by ‘Deuce’ now.”

“Deuce? DEUCE?? You see, darling, this is EXACTLY why I didn’t want him hanging out with that common Ten fellow.”

“Lay off him, Dad! You think that just because he’s not in the aristocracy he’s not as good as we are? I’ll have you know he’s worth just as much as we are, Dad! Just as much!”

“Oh, yeah? What about that Ace fellow? He’s only worth one!”

“That’s not his fault, he used to be worth ten until a bad investment made him- look, that’s not the point! The point is, you’ve got to look at us as parts of the same deck, Dad! You’ve got to get over your fascist hierarchy! The rules card only holds us if we let it hold us! Don’t you see? We could all be whatever suit and rank we wanted to be!”

“Whatever rank and su- have you been talking to the Jokers? Jack, I told you to stay away from them!”

“It’s ‘Deuce’ now, Dad. And you can’t control the truth. I’m going down to the river. See ya.”

“Jack! JACK! YOU GET BACK HERE! YOU’RE KILLING YOUR MOTHER, YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT? Oooo, that boy. That boy! He’s going to make me stab myself in the head!”

Wear this shirt: because you have a divine right to it.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you were born to the purple. Because it’s not purple. It’s red. Go wear purple, Mr. Purple Birth.

This shirt tells the world: “When I am king you will be first against the wall.”

We call this color: Red Card, Improper Dress

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 27% one year old
  • 63% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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The Royal Shame by walmazan
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.