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The Sleeping Giants

by Priscilla Wilson / valorandvellum

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Sep 26 - Sep 28
  • Express - Estimated delivery Sep 26
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Dear Dream Journal

The Cowboy came back last night.

Every night, it’s the same dream. The bedroom fades away into an infinite black void. The dark above my wife and I begins to dot itself with tiny twinkling stars. A crescent moon rises out slowly emerges out of the inky black as great tress build a canopy above our sleeping bodies. The smell of fresh green grass fills my nostrils as the blanket we huddle under becomes a grand striped field littered with tiny trees and itty bitty cows. Even though I am asleep, I can see all these things happening as I rest, as if I am very distant.

Suddenly, a horse’s whinny fills my ears and he arrives. The Cowboy and his steed gallop up out of the valley created by my bent knees to survey the land. There, with his trusty dog, he watches the cattle graze in stoic silence. At some point during his watch, he notices me watching and tips his hat to me. He notices my gigantic ear peeking up over the field and rides over. He has something to tell me. Something important. Something that will finally put my entire life into focus. He climbs down from his horse, clears his throat, and leans in to tell me the One Great Secret I so desperately need to know.

And then Marsha kicks me in the face and I wake up. I swear, one day, I going to get the girl to sleep in the same direction as I do.

Wear this shirt: where the buffalo roam and the deer and the antelope play.

Don’t wear this shirt: where there are a lot of discouraging words and the skies are cloudy all day.

This shirt tells the world: “To sleep: perchance to dream of tiny bovines.”

We call this color: Open Spaces Black

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 46.000s
First Sucker:
chnboy2120
Last Wooter to Woot:
CrumblinCookie

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 9% one month old
  • 37% one year old
  • 42% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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The Sleeping Giants by Priscilla Wilson / valorandvellum
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