Eternal life in a glittering prison – or a brilliant moment of freedom before you melt away forever? Such is the snowman’s choice.

3rd place in Derby #75: Cabin Fever, with 613 votes!

The irony could’ve killed him, if the boredom didn’t get him first. Here he was, a “snowman” in a “snow globe” full of “snow”, and he’d never touched real snow in his life. He’d never know how it feels on his plastic skin. He’d never construct a stalwart snow fort, or whiz a lethal snowball through the air, or catch the lacy flakes on his tongue. All he could do was watch it fall. And wonder. And wish someone would come by and shake his globe, just so he could pretend for a moment that a blizzard raged around him as powerful as the one inside him.

This shirt was designed by: Derby contestant crunchybitesized, whose name is only accurate to those with very large mouths.

Wear this shirt: with that old silk hat you found.

Don’t wear this shirt: to prison. It’ll either bum you out or get you shivved.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m trapped in a globe I never made.”

We call this color: Cold Navy.

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