3rd place in Derby #243: Spring into Spring!, with 600 votes!

No, no, NO! That isn’t right at all! How many times are we going to have to go through this? We are the Sounds of Spring, people, not some amateur band of background noise. I need leaves that rustle in tempo, bees that buzz with clarity, woodland creatures that can stay on key, and birds that spend more time singing their tweets instead of typing them into their smartphones. Am I clear?

Need I remind you all that this is the important season of the year for us? People have just come out of the doldrums of Winter! They want beauty! They want to feel groovy! They want to dwell on their loneliness in the face of such bursting happiness! Okay, maybe not so much that last one, but STILL. It’s up to us to fill their ears with the sweet sounds of springtime and, by gum, that’s what we’re going to do.

Sigh. I knew we should’ve hired some more bunnies and turtles for this. Those guys are professionals. Alright, everyone, let’s try this again. Ready? And a-one, and a-two…

Wear this shirt: while enjoying an outdoor concert.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re some music-hating sap.

This shirt tells the world: “Now there’s a tree I can really swing from.”

We call this color: Brown

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