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The T Shirt

by Dan Rule

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 1 - Dec 3
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 28 - Nov 30
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Dec 6 - Dec 8
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Pity Your Own Fool

Trolling for totally tubular togs? Tuck this triumphant tee into your tote!

You can use any old letter to make words. But how many letters can you actually wear? And don’t even come at us with any of that “A-Shirt” or “I-Shirt” nonsense. We’re talking about the way people actually talk, not mumbo-marketing-jumbo. Here’s a salute to the letter that’s comes twentieth in our alphabet but first on our torsos.

Wear this shirt: when you make a U-Turn in your K-Car to reach your A-frame house.

Don’t wear this shirt: and stand between R and S. Everything in its proper place.

This shirt tells the world: “Much like the letter T, I’ve remained fairly constant since the 8th century B.C.”

We call this color: asphalT.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 20.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 35% one year old
  • 47% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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The T Shirt by Dan Rule
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.