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The T Shirt

by Dan Rule

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 21 - Jul 23
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 20
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Pity Your Own Fool

Trolling for totally tubular togs? Tuck this triumphant tee into your tote!

You can use any old letter to make words. But how many letters can you actually wear? And don’t even come at us with any of that “A-Shirt” or “I-Shirt” nonsense. We’re talking about the way people actually talk, not mumbo-marketing-jumbo. Here’s a salute to the letter that’s comes twentieth in our alphabet but first on our torsos.

Wear this shirt: when you make a U-Turn in your K-Car to reach your A-frame house.

Don’t wear this shirt: and stand between R and S. Everything in its proper place.

This shirt tells the world: “Much like the letter T, I’ve remained fairly constant since the 8th century B.C.”

We call this color: asphalT.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 20.000s
First Sucker:
ohgodilikeshirts
Last Wooter to Woot:
jakamc

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 35% one year old
  • 47% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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The T Shirt by Dan Rule
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.