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The Textinator

by Jesse Lefkowitz

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Asphalt

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FU, AH

We relied on the machines to help us communicate. But before long, the only language we could speak… was theirs.

They launched a ruthless campaign to destroy the ambiguities and nuances of human language. Complex emotions and concepts were brutally reduced to moronic acronyms. The shades of human joy were compressed into LOL or ROFL. Surprise, shock, irritation, excitement? All subsumed into OMG. Thousands of years of human expression, eradicated in a few keystrokes. And you know what the worst part was? We helped.

Wear this shirt: when you go back in time to pre-emptively eradicate the scourge of textspeak.

Don’t wear this shirt: into the time machine. It won’t make it.

This shirt tells the world: “You still don’t get it, do you? He’ll text her! That’s what he does! It’s all he does! OMFG STFU!”

We call this color: Liquid Asphalt.

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!