The Thing That Scoots

by Monsieur Pimpant

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Asphalt

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Scooter Enthusiasts Meet Lots Of Innnteresting People

What has two wheels, pink hair, and a low risk of retinal damage from ultraviolet radiation? No, this isn’t a joke; we’re just talkin’ about the funky motor-scooterin’ skunk-ape on today’s shirt. All you world-weary wookies and sad-sack sasquatches beware—there’s a new bushy biped in town, and from now on things are going to be a little different around here. For one thing, expect a longer wait to see the colorist at your salon.

This shirt was designed by: Monsieur Pimpant, a French student in the illustration section. A selection of his scribblings is online at monsieur-pimpant.blogspot.com.

Wear this shirt: to the scooter meet.

Don’t wear this shirt: to a picnic. A picnic? Man, you are too square.

This shirt tells the world: “I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy, snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty, et cetera.”

We call this color: Smooth Stretch Of Asphalt.

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!