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The Three Classical States of Matter

by lucky1988

$19.00 + free shipping
Slate
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Nov 24 - Nov 26
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 23
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Planning For The Future

1st place in Derby #210: Chemistry, with 1064 votes!

So, lemme get this straight.

We’re going to jump in this time machine you’ve built in your parents garage and travel all the way back 75 million years into the past. Then, using only your dad’s shotgun, a few sticks of dynamite – Yes, Roger, fine, DINO-mite – and a ghetto blaster loaded up with Guns N’ Roses’ Appetite for Destruction, we’re going to somehow corral some dinosaurs together and, hopefully, kill them before they kill us. THEN, we’re going to mark that spot on our map, travel back to the future – no, I will not say it like Christopher Lloyd did – and use our life savings to drill for oil at that spot to become rich beyond our wildest dreams. That’s the plan, is it?

Sounds good to me. When do we leave?

Wear this shirt: if the price of gas is scarier than any dinosaur you ever learned about in school.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re worried about Peak Thunder Lizard.

This shirt tells the world: “It took millions of years for the dinosaurs to become sludge. All humanity needed was an Internet.”

We call this color: The Science Of Slate

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 42.000s
First Sucker:
Narfcake
Last Wooter to Woot:
avehige

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 20% one year old
  • 65% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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The Three Classical States of Matter by lucky1988
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.