2nd place in Derby #108: Architecture, with 724 votes!

You know what we want to know? Why didn’t that movie Krull ever catch on? It had a cyclops, and a giant spider, and an evil space alien, and that cool throwing star with spikes that wasn’t actually a glaive, and there was even a scene in a swamp. It was just as good as The Never Ending Story, when you get right down to it. Except you didn’t have to watch a horsey die. That poor sad horsey.

Anyway, we’re going on record as saying that Krull should have gotten a lot more respect. And you know what? There’s probably some other world where it did. A world where people actually camped out for Krull 2: Kruller and where this summer’s smash hit was a reinterpreted crossover version that generated controversy among the old fans at the same time it created new ones.

Who cares about a world where Kennedy lived or nobody signed the Magna Carta? Who’d be interested in a Civil War fought with Uzis or a China controlled by Japan? It’s Krull that matters. Just Krull. Only Krull.

And, maybe this shirt. But mostly Krull.

Wear this shirt: when you’re watching Krull. Really, give it a try. It’ll surprise you.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you prefer The Beastmaster over Krull. Who would have an opinion like that? We’ll tell you who. A GREAT BIG LOSER! Yeah! Wooo! Krull rules! Go Krull! Wooo!

This shirt tells the world: “Once upon a time, there was an enchanted kingdom that lived on a shirt. That’s all I got so far. But I’m trying to see if I can get a development grant from Peter Jackson.”

We call this color: White Cas… um, we mean, White Keep.

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