They’re too Short

by Radscoolian

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Color Slate

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We like to think of it as a modern take on an old favorite.

3rd place in Derby #241: Double-Take Derby 16, with 659 votes!

Rexy, the short-armed T-Rex
Had some very tiny arms
But if you ever saw him
He would cause you bodily harm

All of the other dinos
Used to laugh and call him names
They never knew ol’ Rexy
Would chase them down and eat their brains

Then one muggy Friday eve
‘Fore the Paleogene
Rexy with his tiny arms
Ate them all like Lucky Charms

Then how the dinos feared him
As they shouted out with terror
Rexy the short-armed T-Rex
You have made us see our error!

Wear this shirt: To the Museum of Natural History.

Don’t wear this shirt: If your arms don’t make it out of the sleeves.

This shirt tells the world: “Yes, I do still have dinosaur sheets on my bed. How’d you guess?”

We call this color: Tyrannosaurs slate any meat they could find.

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!