Thin Red Lines

by Rikki B

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Asphalt

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You want WHAT on your tombstone?

I think you’re overestimating my carving ability.

I mean, it is a really cool design and all, but I’m just not going to be able to do all that. Well, to be honest, I never advanced my chiseling skill beyond straight lines.

So I can do your name and your date of birth, as long as there are no Os, 0s, or Qs. Other than that, though, you’re on your own.

No, I agree, it looks great. I’d like something like that on my tombstone as well. Come to think of it, why exactly are you buying this thing right now? What are you, 25?

Wear this shirt: To that store that sells Spirographs. They’ll probably get a kick out of it.

Don’t wear this shirt: If you’ve got hyperopia. It’s going to be pretty frustrating.

This shirt tells the world: “Does EVERYTHING have to be a cultural reference or cliched attempt at being humorous?”

We call this color: Asphalt on Your Senses

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!