Third Place in Derby #53: Double-Take Derby #2, with 595 votes!

You’re not the kind of person who would be at a place like this at this time of night. And you’d normally never wear a Woot shirt. You show up every once in a while to demand more shirts for grown-ups, then fade back into your mature, beige life. You really showed us.

But then this shirt appears. Elegant forms, restrained colors, painterly brushstrokes. Your moderate, tasteful sensibilities start tingling. You could see yourself wearing this, doing mature things with your mature associates, adulthood oozing from every pore. At last, you’ve found a Woot shirt that will coordinate well with your sensible, grown-up wardrobe.

Or you could go buy a shirt with buttons and a collar, like real grown-ups wear.

This shirt was designed by: redghia69, who presumably owns a red 1969 Karmann Ghia, which makes us wonder why he or she bothers with the Derby scrum. Shouldn’t you be zooming down some cliffside road in the French Riviera, redghia69?

Wear this shirt: when your “Co-Ed Naked Competitive Eating” shirt is at the dry cleaner.

Don’t wear this shirt: to a gift shop at an art museum. The security guards will think you stole it.

This shirt tells the world: “Nature would be prettier if it were a lot more geometric.”

We call this color: this cream.

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