How DID they ever trademark a Norse god anyway?

Coming soon to a theater near you! Other great heroes of the past that might not actually be copyrightable! Such as:

Cerberus 3: Dogggone It!

A dog becoming President? No way! A dog becoming President, Vice-President, and Secretary Of State? Now you're talking! Join the three heads of Cerberus (Will Farrell, Trevor Noah, Kristen Schaal) in this latest addition to the Cerberus series as they try and steer our country back to how the Founding Fathers intended: hilarious!

Anansi: Webs Of The Vatican

An African spider-god (Idris Elba) awakes in a Chinese city with no memory of his past, but amazing abilities. Can he stay one step ahead of a Catholic warrior priest-ninja known only as Leopard (Jackie Chan) as he tries every trick in the book to get his identity back? Soundtrack by Charli XCX.

Babe: Rise Of The Titans

Eruptions in Japan triggers a tidal wave that causes a reverse earthquake that lifts more California from the sea. The catch? It's full of giant blue monsters! Scientist Pauline Bunyan (Alison Brie) must overcome the dismissive sexism of her field and prove that her often-dismissed theories are in fact right... and giant blue sea-oxen walk the earth again.

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