Check it, fantasy geeks: just because you’re pretending you live in the Middle Ages doesn’t mean your look has to be outdated.

Check it, fantasy geeks: just because you’re pretending you live in the Middle Ages doesn’t mean your look has to be outdated.

It's time for a fashion revolution to sweep the sword 'n' sorcery world. Just picture medieval Mods tangling with orc Rockers on cobblestoned backstreets. Imagine the sound of amped-up elfin guitars rocking to a magickal backbeat. A taste for wizards and battleaxes isn’t a life sentence to slovenliness. Chop off the ponytail, ditch the clunky, unflattering armor, and get hip to the now – or at least, the “now” of forty years ago. Hey, it’s an improvement.

Wear this shirt: when you’re riding your enchanted Vespa to the final confrontation at the Dark, Dread Castle of Unhip Evil.

Don’t wear this shirt: while filking. It doesn’t deserve that kind of degradation.

This shirt tells the world: “W-w-w-warlocks try to put us d-d-d-down.”

We call this color: Cranberry Vine.

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