I’m telling you, it’s RIGHT THERE.

I’m telling you, it’s RIGHT THERE.

Just take a step back. It’s all right there.

“You keep telling me that.”

Okay, well just do it then. Just take a step back.

“I am. I have. I have taken seven steps back at this point. How many more must I take before you’ll acknowledge I’ve stepped back an appropriate amount?”

You see? This is what I’m talking about.

“What?”

Oh my god, are you serious? Listen to yourself.

“I am. I hear myself speaking. I formulate the words in my brain and they come out my mouth, I know what they mean and how I intend them. What do you want from me?”

I just want you to look at the big picture. Just take a step back.

“I am TRYING but you’re being what I can only assume is intentionally cryptic about this. What is it exactly you’re wanting me to see?”

I can’t tell you, man. You can only see it for yourself.

“Then how do you know I haven’t seen it already?”

What?

“I’m serious. If only I can see it for myself and you can’t tell me what is there to see, maybe I’m already seeing it. Maybe it’s just not as important or impressive to me for whatever reason.”

No man, just take a step back-

“QUIT SAYING THAT!”

Wear this shirt: While looking beyond the minutiae to realize a broader pattern.

Don’t wear this shirt: If you can’t stop thinking it looks like stylized lady parts.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m not scared of buying a shirt that will require me to explain what’s happening on it to nearly everyone.”

We call this color: Babe in the Woods Black

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