2nd place in Derby #185: Things That Start with the Letter T, with 1046 votes!

“I don’t know, man. The goggles just aren’t doing anything for me. They make you look more ‘Mad Scientist’ than ‘Potential City Savior.’”

“Really? ‘Cause I was thinking the goggles gave the whole ensemble more of a ‘ready for action’ quality.”

“If the action you’re ready for is looking like a d-bag then you are definitely hurtling towards that, dude.”

“Fine, fine. Goggles out, domino mask in. But the rest of it is all awe-inspiring and stuff, right?”

“Eh. I don’t know about that shirt.”

“What’s wrong with the shirt? I thought you liked the shirt.”

“I do! But you’re already using the name of one of Marvel’s characters. Do you really want to risk two copyright lawsuits? It just seems like you’re asking for trouble.”

“You mean trouble outside of the whole late-night crime-fighting vigilantism thing that could land me in jail, the hospital, or a pine box?”

“Good point. Keep the shirt.”

Wear this shirt: while scooting your sock-clad feet across the carpet.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you prefer to keep your email web-based.

This shirt tells the world: “And you thought pigeon poo was bad…”

We call this color: Black Storm Clouds Gathering

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