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Time Heals All

by Steven Lefcourt

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
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  • Standard - Estimated delivery Sep 24 - Sep 26
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... except urinary tract infections.

Rose meet thorns.

“Alright, people. Our ratings have been terrible for about a year. We’ve had pitches, but they’re all for vapid shows about socially inept misfits who can’t find love or something. Anyway, the network’s counting on us to bring something solid to the table. Let’s hear those ideas.”

“We were thinking about something with time travel.”

“Yes, solid. Audiences love that stuff.”

“Yeah, so, we’re thinking it’s a female lawyer who might be an alien, and she, uh. Travels through time.”

“This is great. How does she move through time?”

“What?”

“How does she transport herself across the dimension?”

“Oh, jeez. We didn’t even get that far. How about a skateboard?”

“Skateboards test well with the younger audiences. I like it. Just one question: What are we gonna do about the aging thing?”

“Huh?”

“Well, if this show takes off and lasts a while, the lead actress is gonna get older, obviously. And the older she gets …”

“GASP. People will stop watching.”

“Exactly.”

“What if she, like, replaced herself with a younger version of herself every few years? We could build it into the character's storyline … say she needs to adopt a new body to stay alive or whatever.”

“That’s great. And then we could continuously bring on more youthful and less expensive actresses!”

“The show will never end!”

“Guys, we’re gonna be rich forever.”

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 97% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 16% one year old
  • 77% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Time Heals All by Steven Lefcourt
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