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Time Machines Redux

by wirdou

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 05 - Oct 06
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 02
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Time Ticking

3rd Place in Derby #348: Time Travel Redux, with 161 votes!

Here are two statements: 

1. We, humankind, have not invented a time machine.
2. We, humankind, will never invent a time machine.

That might appear to be an observation and a prediction, but actually it's two facts. The first one proves the second. Were a time machine to be invented in the future, it would be invented now too, because a time machine would essentially flatten time.

There would be no "time periods." All kinds of things and all kinds of people would exist simultaneously. Eras would be impossible to define. Moments would grow more powerful. A sensation, a feeling, a fright, a perfect knuckle crack - these would be our only landmarks without trends or definable events.

What I'm getting at is maybe we don't need time machines. Maybe, for sanity's sake, we need something that we can't control, something we can't beat. We need a variable that we can't alter to give us something to work against. 

In other words, we need time to be time.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 92% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 12% one year old
  • 77% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Time Machines Redux by wirdou
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