The union of elements is one of those things that only works in art. Today’s shirt is lovely, but can you imagine meeting someone like this in a bar? Is that a left hand or is it the ocean? Is it hair, or the wind? Does the skin tear off before the elbow or is all that smooth white skin actually bone?

Being one costume short of X-Menhood looks beautiful on paper or cloth, but it would be very close to annoying in real life. Why are those red leaves just hovering there? What is that, tar? I don’t care what kind of personality this person has, our blind date is over the second floating tar tentacles start coming out of their back.

This shirt was designed by: Chalermphol Harnchakkham. Which is actually what they’re saying in the background of Yello’s “Oh Yeah”. He’s also from Bangkok, Thailand and we think that is great, because now we have something new to write jokes about. Nothing personal, Thailand. We know you’re cool.

Wear this shirt: because you’re baht to the bone.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re going to steal Tony Jaa’s elephant. We don’t want to be connected with it, seriously. Leave us the hell out of the asskicking that will be coming your way.

This shirt tells the world: “I think she really likes your chin or something, dude.”

We call this color: According to Wikipedia, the current era of Thai history began in 1782 following the establishment of Bangkok as capital of the Chakri dynasty under King Rama I the Heather Grayt. Knowing is half the battle.

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