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Tin: Old Skool

by rglee129

$19.00 + free shipping
Navy
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Sep 25 - Sep 27
  • Express - Estimated delivery Sep 24
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Maiden Vs Sabbath

2nd place in Derby #56: Your Favorite Element, with 594 votes!

It was far ago and a long way away

They were both up gambling far too late
They had so much in common they should have been tight
But sometimes the sound of money mixes up the dark and light

Stag said to Billy “I gots me a tin”
And Billy said “Stag, ya dun it agin”
And Stag said “I think that’s the last of ya cash”
And Billy said “I ain’t goin’ out like that.”

Billy pulled out a gun and he went for the chest
But Stag just laughed like he was blessed
He said “Billy, I always knew you weren’t that smart”
Cause Billy forgot Stag hadn’t any heart

Then Stag caught Billy right square in the face
And Billy just crumpled like he was made of lace
And Stag took the gun and he emptied it fast
And Billy breathed in the breath that was his last
And Stag heard the sirens and grabbed all the cash
And broke for the window and kicked out the glass

And outside was the Sergeant and his dozen men
Stag yelled “I ain’t scared!” and went charging again
And they fired that bullet straight into Stag’s brain
And that’s how this plot became public domain.

Wear this shirt:  if you’re a boy or girl who grew up on a farm with your aunt and uncle and you always wanted more and then suddenly you were swept away to fight a magical evil among new friends. Because that apparently happens a whole bunch so it must be a HUGE market.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re not a firm believer in the works of Joseph Campbell, who taught that all heroes are aspects of a greater hero and therefore nobody can sue anybody ever.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m -5 vs Rust Monsters!”

We call this color: Maybe The Judge Will Let Us Avoid Prison By Joining The Navy

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 5.000s
First Sucker:
kwhyelp
Last Wooter to Woot:
samdamnit

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 38% one year old
  • 48% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Tin: Old Skool by rglee129
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