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Tis but a scratch

by walmazan

$19.00 + free shipping
Slate
Tee
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Wordy People

2rd Place in Derby #321: Text as Art, with 231 votes!

Gary, talk to me. Who we got cast on this thing?

"Yo, feel me out, bro. Alright, so, like, we're looking for someone to say the words, but who knows the words the best, you know?"

Um, I don't know. Who?

"The words themselves, bro. Think about it, it's like, let 'Tis but a scratch' say itself, you catching my drift?"

Not one bit.

"Okay, I'll start over, so like, who is an actor, right? A man to spout some words, right? But he doesn't define what they mean. The words define what the words mean, so to speak, understand?"

Are you saying there are no actors?

"Yeah, in the sense that I haven't cast anyone, but also in the cosmic sense too, right, you know, you feel me, got it?"

It smells smoky in here. But not like cigarettes. What is that?

"Nothing."

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

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  • 91% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 77% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Tis but a scratch by walmazan
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