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Tofu, Food’s Master of Disguise

by rglee129

$19.00 + free shipping
Baby Blue
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
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Tastes Like Chameleon

1st place in Derby #185: Things That Start with the Letter T, with 1109 votes!

He knew from the start: he could do it all.

For five years, he stayed with the fishermen, learning their craft. His muscles grew strong, he could tell the net from the hook. Then he vanished one night, not even saying goodbye.

He was seen next making sausage, mastering the proper spices. By the time they figured out it was him, he had gone again, perhaps to Texas, or maybe the Chesapeake Bay.

Some people say he’s just chicken, never revealing his true self. But even if he was chicken, you’d never know it. Because someone like Tofu, he can be anywhere, anyone… maybe even… YOU.

Wear this shirt: if you were one of those people that got really mad about our selling meat themed shirts. You want to sway our opinions, pushy vegans? Sell out today’s stock by 2am and capitalism will take its course.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re one of those carnivores that got mad about how this shirt allowed for a veggie option. All that burger grease in your system, you don’t want to angry up the heart.

This shirt tells the world: “Next to Kung and Manchu, this is my favorite Fu.”

We call this color: Baby Tof-Blue

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  • 13% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 23% one year old
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Tofu, Food’s Master of Disguise by rglee129
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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