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Tolkien A-Z

by SeedUvPain

$19.00 + free shipping
Brown
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 27 - Jul 29
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 26
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

T is for Tee. Oh wait.

Keep an eye out for the limited edition Khuzdul version!

“Darling, did you pick up those alphabet flashcards for little Madiscone on your way home from work?”

“Sure did! Check ‘em out.”

“Let’s see: A is for apple, B is for banana … no, no no!!”

“What's the problem?”

“We talked about this: Don’t you want to raise the next Tolkien?

“Oh, jeez, I thought you were joking about all that.”

“Joking! Joking like a fox!"

“Wha-"

“Tolkien’s a money machine, baby! We’ve got to immerse little Madiscone in the world of Tolkien so we set her on the same successful trajectory, or sucjectory.”

“That's not a word. And what you're describing isn't really how success happens.”

“We’ve got to get her speaking Quenya and Sindarin as soon as possible. None of this ‘a is for apple’ nonsense. We need to think bigger. Now, Tolkien worked for the Oxford English Dictionary specializing in the letter ‘W’. Do you think your job would allow you to work from Oxford?”

“Honey, it’s not that simple. One does not simply walk into Oxford.”

“I’ll book the tickets. You start teaching her about nodens. TOLLYWOOD, HERE WE COME.”

"I want a divorce."

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 43.446s
First Sucker:
Scoutmamaof4
Last Wooter to Woot:
Lfico

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 88% second woot
  • 12% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 78% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 88% bought 1
  • 9% bought 2
  • 3% bought 3 or more

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Tolkien A-Z by SeedUvPain
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