Too Legit I Am

by fishbiscuit5

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3rd place in Derby #502: Quitters with 131 votes!

we’re still tired of writing about star wars, so here’s a bad poem about a bee

henry was disgruntled
the queen was a real b-word
the colony was full of jerks
they pulled his stinger
and kicked his bitty bee knees

one day
henry packed his pollen
and bumbled far 
far
far
from the hive

abigail had pigtails 
tied with ribbons
abigail was allergic
to dogs
and cats
and birds
and rats

henry spotted a place to rest
bumbling into abigail’s bedroom
through an open window
landing on her sandwich
(PB & J)

“hi,” said abigail
“buzz,” said henry
“you’re fuzzy”
“buzz,” said henry
“but you don’t make my nose run”
“buzz,” said henry

abigail extended a tiny finger
henry crawled on a sticky knuckle
abigail smiled
“i’m going to call you Fluffy”

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