Too Many Cooks

by Spiritgreen

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Grass

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“Morbid?” What do you mean, “morbid?”

If this was a Grimms’ fairy tale no one would bat an eye.

Oh sure, it was a-okay to be a children’s writer depicting horrific dismemberments and death in the 1800s, but try it now and every parents’ group this side of the Mississippi wants to arrange a protest and call for your head.

What’s the big deal? Death’s a part of life! Kids need to learn that.

And sometimes, especially grisly and horrific death is a part of life. Like, death that occurs in part because of your own greed or sloth or evil schemings. And kids need to know that if they grow up to be the kind of wicked stepmother who would cut the head off your own stepson to allow your daughter to become her stepfather’s favorite child, odds are good that the stepson will come back as a bird and murder you by dropping a giant rock on your head.

What?! Explain to me how that’s not a practical lesson!

Wear this shirt: To your new cooking class at the community college.

Don’t wear this shirt: If you’re going to fret over the physics of how there should be more of a splash and it should probably be feet sticking out, not ears.

This shirt tells the world: “Too many bodies spoil the broth.”

We call this color: Green Gruel

Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: Honduras
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats Snapshot

Quantity Breakdown

93% bought 1
6% bought 2
1% bought 3 or more

Speed to First Woot:: 1m 19.000s

First Sucker:: meep116

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 1m 19.000s

First Sucker:: meep116

Last Wooter to Woot:: xfox

Purchaser Experience

0% first woot
93% second woot
7% < 10 woots
0% < 25 woots
0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

7% joined today
1% one week old
3% one month old
25% one year old
64% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

93% bought 1
6% bought 2
1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11
9%	4%	4%	1%	1%	2%	4%	4%	7%	7%	5%	6%	5%	4%	3%	3%	4%	3%	3%	3%	4%	4%	5%	4%

Percentage of Sales Per Day

Mon	Tue	Wed	Thu	Fri	Sat	Sun
5%	3%	78%	5%	4%	3%	4%

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