Totally Awesome Deer
by Ken Marshall aka kennybanzai
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- Express - Estimated delivery Feb 20
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1. The large Japanese character represents:
a) health
b) loneliness
c) blood
2. The smaller Japanese characters say:
a) “Absolutely amazing!”
b) “Help me, I’m suffering.”
c) “It is the duty of the strong to cleanse the world of the weak.”
3. The deer in the picture is:
a) enjoying flowers on a lovely afternoon
b) trapped in a world of endless pain
c) delicious
4. The rock formation on the right of the picture makes you feel:
a) awed by nature’s infinite variety
b) like writing in your poetry journal
c) respectful of its power, yet jealous of its rigidity and size
If you answered mostly A: click that big I Want One button up there as soon as you finish reading the rest of this comedy gem.
If you answered mostly B: take steps now to meet more people and get involved in your community before you wind up buying a ferret or something.
If you answered mostly C: stay away from our families.
Wear this shirt: because you live in the West and wearing Japanese characters on our clothes is just what we do. No big whoop. They do the reverse over in Japan.
Don’t wear this shirt: to, like, your local Japanese Festival or sushi bar or something. That’s just too much. Exception: if normally you’d be wearing a kimono. Then this shirt is a step in the right direction. Other exception: if you live in Japan.
This shirt tells the world: “Zettai ni odoroku hodono shika.”
We call this color: Land of the Rising Asphalt.
Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.
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Please check our sizing chart before you order.
This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!
Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!
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