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Trapvana

by mikiekwoods

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Color Navy

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come as you ackbar

we didn’t feel like doing another star wars writeup, so here’s how to get out of quicksand:

1. ok, first stop flailing around like some kind of ridiculous Looney Toons character.

2. relinquish your heavy backpack or heavy articles of clothing, because bulky stuff will only hasten your sinking, and also quicksand feels great on naked skin.

3. lean back. just like the song says. this should help you free your feet and make your legs horizontal.

4. once you’re basically floating on the surface of the quicksand, slowly and steadily use your arms to paddle away from your sandy grave. seriously, don’t rush this.

5. once you’re close enough to the edge, roll off the quicksand onto the firm ground.

6. put on some clothes before someone sees you.

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!