Unique lifestyle opportunity!

Tree-bedroom, tree-bath, single-family property available in desirable Shady Place neighborhood.

Comfortable two-story Cape built/planted by previous owners, Robinson family from Switzerland. Approximately 2450 square feet of living space, plus lots of nooks and hollows for storage, particularly of acorns.

Great location, beautiful fall foliage, available branches for air-drying laundry, root cellar.

Oh, but there’s a huge freaking tree in the middle of the house, is the only thing.

Contact Terry Bainberger at Hopeless Realty to arrange a showing today!

Wear this shirt: to show your old man how a nice tree house would have really looked—not like that rickety deathtrap of a deer stand he slapped together for you and li’l sis.

Don’t wear this shirt: While building a tree house for your own kids, though. It’ll just get their hopes up. A rickety deer stand deathtrap will do them fine.

This shirt tells the world: “It’s nice that the tree was so giving. The obnoxious thing is what a taker that bratty kid was.”

We call this color: Oh, Cwap, Thewe’s a Twee White in the Wiving Woom

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